Dick socket 

The base of the penis. The penis' pivot point.

I was fuckin' Sally last night when my dick popped out of the pussy, hit the taint on the down stroke I heard a loud pop---I think it jacked my dick socket up.

Dick socket by BrownJ August 14, 2008

Dick socket 

A vagina; a whore; a disliked woman

-"Do you love her?"
--"No she's just a dick socket."

Dick socket by Aussie7diamond August 11, 2014

Dick Socket 

A person who inserts penises into their orafices. Much the way an electical socket recieves the plug of a lamp toaster or other electical device.

1. Shut the fuck up you dick socket.
2. Hey buddy... Go stick it in your dick socket!
3. When I go out of the county i normaly bring my dick socket adapter so i can charge my phone and electric shaver.

Dick Socket by Dankalot December 27, 2014

dick socket 

A fool. An absolute tool.

Oh fuck him...he's a dick socket anyway.

dick socket by Squirrelly May 31, 2004

dick socket 

An ass, a meanie, a general negative term, often used with friends.

Bill: Hey can I have some of that pizza?
Will: No get away!
Bill: Don't be such a dick socket

dick socket by Kiwi Pomerleau June 2, 2004

Light Socket Dick 

When a male or Shemale inserts there dick into a working light socket.

Todd: "Haha Raza, you gott be Light Socket Dick this time!!!"
Raza: "Awwweh Buttlips"

Light Socket Dick by PoopKyle October 20, 2008

dickpocketing 

When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.

I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.

dickpocketing by coronius_blaikern May 30, 2018