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dick sniffle 

The act of inserting the nostrials between the scrotum and the penus. A person in this position would then start sniffling rapidly, much like a blood hound would do to find scent.

Often used to detect scrotal anomalies, such as bad hygene and/or STI's.
"Keesha, you better stay far from freddy! I already done that DICK SNIFFLE shit down on him, and he got stronger cheese than Chester Cheeta, girlfriend!"
dick sniffle by Thable September 26, 2015
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Sniffle dick 

When a guy doesn't get a blow job and whines and cries likena little bitch afterwards.
When johnmy couldnt get a blowjob he went home and cried like a sniffle dick
Sniffle dick by big 10-4 March 29, 2023

Liquid Dick Sniffer 

Someone who’s homosexual and really bad at Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
“Get out of here Pat, you Liquid Dick Sniffer!”

dick-sniffer 

1. An unpleasant or unintelligent person.
2. A person who is addicted to the aroma (odor) of the penis.
Originated in the East End of London in 1836. Was often used by Town-Cryers.
1. Stop being such a dick-sniffer and let me pay by credit card.
2. Do not go in the rest-room. I hear the dick-sniffer is on the prowl.

Dick Sniffer

1.) A complete and utter Douchebag.

2.) A causal term used to rip on your friends like Phillip or Ian.
1.) Check out that guys Ed Hardy shirt. What a dick sniffer!

2.) What's up Phillip you Dick Sniffer?
Dick Sniffer by bbcarolan March 28, 2011

dick sniffler

A friend who is either male or female trying to smell there friends penis to smell there friends girlfriends vagina on it.
Stop it leave me alone richard!! I've already taken a shower you dick sniffler
dick sniffler by Hooverdog69 April 28, 2021

Dick Sniffles 

When your nose starts running from sucking dick; most commonly happens from deep throating.
She sucked my dick so good she got the dick sniffles.

Gimme a break, I've got the dick sniffles.
Dick Sniffles by Riley Jane January 28, 2018
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