dick smucker

An elderly woman with no teeth giving a blow job. Possibly the closest to heaven any living man is likely to get.

I was skeptical at first, but that dick smucker gave me the best head of my life.

by El conquistador January 17, 2014

dick suckers cramp

Mouth open in a position that resembles a koi carp feeding on bread at the surface of a pond.

Gina has "dick suckers cramp". She looks like a goldfish after sucking Carlos' dick all night.

by Melon-head hunter01 November 28, 2013

Trump Dick Sucker

Term used to describe rabid supporters of Donald J. Trump who disparage all of his perceived enemies with an unrivaled animosity unseen before 2016.

The way Lyndsey went after Nancy proved he was the biggest Trump Dick Sucker (TDS) in the group.

by Johnny Donut December 11, 2019

Dick Smacker

an event, party,or social gathering where there is primarily or all males.

Rob: Hey man I was thinking about stopping by your party. Is there a lot of girls there?

James: It's just a bunch of dudes right now.

Rob: Ah sounds like a real dick smacker

by ROBICON April 29, 2010

Dick suckery

A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.

My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery

by Jay and dog February 14, 2017

Huge dick sucker

Huge dick sucker some one who sucks dick

Yo rhys your such a dick you suck so much dick and I can't belive you like men and your dick is so small you are a huge dick sucker

by Hdhagdgdgusjrhsgfry3 November 30, 2021

shut your dick sucker

Another phrase for shut your mouth.

"you are an idiot"
You better shut your dick sucker

by Chris Culpepper August 8, 2006