dick shape 

(adj)a male who is not likely to ejaculate quickly because he has intercourse freqently.

Male 1: So I'm gonna hit off this chick and I'll call ya'll in like 10 minutes.
Male 2: Please....you in dick shape so we'll catch up in like an hour.
Male 1: Good point- aight. Make it 2 hours.

dick shape by dkyard October 17, 2008

dick shade 

When someone throws shade or disrespect to the penis or man attached.

Amie likes guys now, she gets a lot of dick shade from her lesbian friends.

dick shade by Amie Oakley July 15, 2020

Dick Shaped Service 

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.

Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service

Dick Shaped Service by A. Neuman May 24, 2022

dick in the shade 

To out-alpha someone. To do something that makes someone else's action (which was until then thought of as manly) look less impressive.

A: I've fixed the radio
B: I've built this plasma screen TV!
C to D : Well that put his dick in the shade.

dick in the shade by jonesc55 May 11, 2016

dickscape 

When visiting a large sculpture, building, or structure of some sort you take a picture while positioning yourself where your dick in comparison looks the same size or larger.

I've collected dickscapes of myself around the world, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, CN Tower, and even the Burj Khalifa.

dickscape by infosystir March 15, 2016

Dickshake 

In some cultures, the art of shaking someone's dick when being introduced or meeting them for the first time. Note: It is also rude to shake very limply.

Singh: Oh my, you have a firm Dickshake!
Youcef: Thanks.

Dickshake by Arty Benjamin August 19, 2009

Dickshake 

cum

damn it Gus, you spilled your dickshake all over my buns

Dickshake by gbd199 October 29, 2020