dick pudding 

Chunky, nasty male ejaculation.

Clint: "EWWW....is that dick pudding?"
Torry: "No its blue cheese for my salad"

dick pudding by Torry December 8, 2005

Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding 

A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!

Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe

Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding by Darklord185 January 27, 2017

black pudding dick 

When you have period sex with a girl without a condom

Girl -“Oh wait I’m on my period, have you got a condom?” Guy - “ Don’t worry I don’t mind black pudding dick”
“Looks like he’s getting black pudding dick tonight”
“I woke up the in the morning and had such bad black pudding dick”

black pudding dick by Brandogotgame January 3, 2021

pudding dick

Having a dick that all the ladys want. This is how guys describe other men that have a lot of sex.

Hey Mike you got that pudding dick. CUASE YOU BE PUDD-ING THAT DICK IN EVERYTHING. ALL THE GIRLS WANT IT.

pudding dick by unkeptimpaler January 19, 2016

A dick in the pudding

A minor irritation that spoils the success or enjoyment of something; a shit in the bed; a cum rag in the pool

"You really are a dick in the pudding, Paul"

A dick in the pudding by Rexloid January 18, 2018

dick puddin 

Cum on the dick

I fucked that girl last night and when I pulled out I had dick puddin.

dick puddin by anonymous_21 May 12, 2015