dick pudding

Chunky, nasty male ejaculation.

Clint: "EWWW....is that dick pudding?"
Torry: "No its blue cheese for my salad"

by Torry December 8, 2005

Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding

A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!

Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe

by Darklord185 January 27, 2017

dicking the pudding

messing around; wasting time

Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!

by dacarlton February 15, 2005

A dick in the pudding

A minor irritation that spoils the success or enjoyment of something; a shit in the bed; a cum rag in the pool

"You really are a dick in the pudding, Paul"

by Rexloid January 18, 2018

pudding dick

Having a dick that all the ladys want. This is how guys describe other men that have a lot of sex.

Hey Mike you got that pudding dick. CUASE YOU BE PUDD-ING THAT DICK IN EVERYTHING. ALL THE GIRLS WANT IT.

by unkeptimpaler January 19, 2016

black pudding dick

When you have period sex with a girl without a condom

Girl -“Oh wait I’m on my period, have you got a condom?” Guy - “ Don’t worry I don’t mind black pudding dick”
“Looks like he’s getting black pudding dick tonight”
“I woke up the in the morning and had such bad black pudding dick”

by Brandogotgame January 3, 2021