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dick poison 

A woman who has many STDs
That woman is dick poison
dick poison by anonsequitur January 6, 2015

Poison dick

That dick that’s real good, but that motherfucker attached to it is toxic. So he got that poison dick.
Alex has had me in his grips for years, that motherfucker got poison dick, for real!
Poison dick by LizyyyB March 30, 2021

tricky dick prison tattoo 

Roger Stone's tattoo clarion call for nookie in prison
Roger Stone entered prison today and took of his shirt; Bowser, inmate No. 3452B, saw Stone's tricky dick prison tattoo and thought "mmm imma get me some of that"

Dick prisoner 

When you are not in a relationship with a girl and you only casually make out once in a while (3 times in 6 months) and she has made you believe that she wants to have a relationship with you. You end up being a prisoner to this casual make out because she is going to become angry at you and not talk to you if you try to hook up with another girl in a very toxic way.
Kas***: man Tz*** made me think we would be in a relationship but now we only rarely make out but if I hook up with someone else she will not talk to me ever again.
Mar***: that’s toxic, bro you are definitely a dick prisoner

Dick Poisoning 

The sickness you get after sucking a nasty guys dick.
Last night, I gave willy head, and now I have dick poisoning!

Prison dick

Term used for ultra violent type of rape that uses no lube

Also used when being metaphorically fucked by another individual

Rape committed in prison by inmates to establish dominance over others

Unwanted flirts and/or general discussion about sexual acts
I'm telling you, Jenny keeps hanging out with them, flirting like that, she's gonna get that prison dick.

Dude, my manager just dropped everything on me, she just threw me a prison dick.

Oh, look at the fresh meat over there acting like he owns this place, Peaches is definitely going to be giving him the prison dick welcome.

Look, can't he tell she's not interested and he just keeps hitting on her and trying to get her to go with him, prison dick this prison dick that.
Prison dick by HIV+Kandy June 24, 2016
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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