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DICK POISON 

The consumption of too much raw dick in one night
It doesn’t mean you’re sick or nauseous it just mean you let your man hit it until you pass out
My boyfriend gave me dick poisoning last night he got me screaming oh lord have mercy on this pussy
DICK POISON by Bigblackwood February 2, 2019
Words you can keep

dick poison 

A woman who has many STDs
That woman is dick poison
dick poison by anonsequitur January 6, 2015

Poison dick

That dick that’s real good, but that motherfucker attached to it is toxic. So he got that poison dick.
Alex has had me in his grips for years, that motherfucker got poison dick, for real!
Poison dick by LizyyyB March 30, 2021

tricky dick prison tattoo 

Roger Stone's tattoo clarion call for nookie in prison
Roger Stone entered prison today and took of his shirt; Bowser, inmate No. 3452B, saw Stone's tricky dick prison tattoo and thought "mmm imma get me some of that"

Dick prisoner 

When you are not in a relationship with a girl and you only casually make out once in a while (3 times in 6 months) and she has made you believe that she wants to have a relationship with you. You end up being a prisoner to this casual make out because she is going to become angry at you and not talk to you if you try to hook up with another girl in a very toxic way.
Kas***: man Tz*** made me think we would be in a relationship but now we only rarely make out but if I hook up with someone else she will not talk to me ever again.
Mar***: that’s toxic, bro you are definitely a dick prisoner

Dick Poisoning 

The sickness you get after sucking a nasty guys dick.
Last night, I gave willy head, and now I have dick poisoning!

Prison dick

Term used for ultra violent type of rape that uses no lube

Also used when being metaphorically fucked by another individual

Rape committed in prison by inmates to establish dominance over others

Unwanted flirts and/or general discussion about sexual acts
I'm telling you, Jenny keeps hanging out with them, flirting like that, she's gonna get that prison dick.

Dude, my manager just dropped everything on me, she just threw me a prison dick.

Oh, look at the fresh meat over there acting like he owns this place, Peaches is definitely going to be giving him the prison dick welcome.

Look, can't he tell she's not interested and he just keeps hitting on her and trying to get her to go with him, prison dick this prison dick that.
Prison dick by HIV+Kandy June 24, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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