dick picker Share definition Flag an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own. "yo dick picker... get your lame busted-up porno mags off of my bed before i house you!" dick picker by kagus christ October 30, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the dick picker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch