dick picker

an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own.

"yo dick picker... get your lame busted-up porno mags off of my bed before i house you!"

by kagus christ October 30, 2003

dick picker

An urban kid that walks around with his pants down low. Holding them up by clamping the crotch area.

It appears as though he is picking his dick with his hands-Dick Picker

by Pink dick picker August 31, 2011