dick nuts

Mild epithet spoken in a state of vexation, which cause the speaker to conflate dickweed with numb nuts.

Punked Supervisor: What the...? Oh! Gaawwwd! Who's the...dick nuts...that left rotten fish heads in the waste basket under my desk??

by JC_SaltLaker January 14, 2005

dick-nut

Some one who is not quite privelidged enough to be a dick, they are a much lower form of existance, a dangling sweaty nut!

Yo, that guy is such a dick-nut!

by Elysha January 20, 2003

Dick Nut

Dick Nut someone who is acting like a dick

Damn carlos is being such a dick nut.
shutup you dick nut.

by mikalah July 18, 2021

Dick Nuts

A neighbor who constantly screws with your life

I was having a good time until Dick Nuts called the cops.

by BobRoberts January 05, 2015

dick nuts cereal

When a woman gargles nutsack to the point where the bodily fluid overflows out of her mouth.

Damn Ron, Parker's Mom is making dick nuts cereal again.

by GoPastTheLimit May 04, 2016

dick-nuts

An instance where a man's testicle gets unnaturally wrap around the shaft of the penis resulting in one ball being above the penis.

Petey: Yo, wasup wit u. Stop walking like that, your embarrassing me.

Prips: I've got the serious case of dick-nuts man, it feels like a meatball resting on me shaft.

by Dits Magee October 21, 2007

unsexed dick-nuts

See blue balls.

After an hour of jacking it with no results, Dorian went to bed with unsexed dick-nuts.

by Doomie June 07, 2004