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Shit dick nut suck
When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter
Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck
Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it
Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it
Shit dick nut suck by Brodman585 March 15, 2021
nut dick
When a guy ejaculates in a females vagina and leaves it in for a few minutes before he pulls out his penis. He then goes in about his day without showering, and the pussy juice and cum dries up on his dick. He now has nut dick.
nut dick by Dr linguistics February 6, 2018
dick and nut torture
dick and nut torture by imma drink ur kidneys loser December 2, 2021
Pop a nut/dick
So when u say pop a nut/dick the girls have to go up to a boy and say pop a dick and then they have to wip out they dick and the girl has to suck it
Pop a nut/dick by Jaylon s. November 28, 2019
Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome
Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.
Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”
Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”
Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”
Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome by NippleBob Crane March 6, 2021
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