Definitions by JC_SaltLaker

dingle nuts 

Though seeming to be a milder version of its epithet cousin numb nuts, DINGLE NUTS is actually a perversely subtle conflation of dingleberry with numb nuts, which connotes tiny, hardened balls of feces, toilet paper, and lint hanging from the ends of scrotum hairs.

Pretty nasty, eh?

Hey! Watch what you're doin'! <under breath> Dingle nuts...

dingle nuts by JC_SaltLaker January 14, 2005

dick nuts 

Mild epithet spoken in a state of vexation, which cause the speaker to conflate dickweed with numb nuts.

Punked Supervisor: What the...? Oh! Gaawwwd! Who's the...dick nuts...that left rotten fish heads in the waste basket under my desk??

dick nuts by JC_SaltLaker January 13, 2005