dick nozzel

V: the act of grabbing the head if the penis right before ejaculating, then suddenly releasing the creamy load spraying it with the force of a fire hose

Jack: I totally dick nozzeled sally last night.

Mike: how was it?
Jack: lets just say she needs a new bedspread...and wallpaper...and bookshelf...

by The pleaser April 28, 2014

Dick Nozzle

A term that is used to describe a man that is a prick in general.

Wow that guy sure was a dick nozzle!

by Nozzlin! January 15, 2010

Dick Nozzle

The small hole at the end of your uncircumcised penis which allows both piss and semen to shoot out at high velocities, in a similar fashion to a fire hose.

Johnny's dick nozzle is so powerful he hit Margaret's eye from 20 feet off.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

dick nozzle

benjamin Christopher Oliver lawton is a huge dick nozzle

ben is a dick nozzle

by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023

Dicknozzle

1) The Dickhead: The Nozzle of a dick.

2)Some guy whos being a dick.

3)When I blow my load on (da bitchz) tits.

3)A total dumbass.

4) Yo mamma.

HOLY SHIT!!!!! MY DICKNOZZLE JUST BLEW THE FUCK UP!!
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Shut up, Dicknozzle!
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Hey baby, wanna blow my dicknozzle?

by fatasshole November 22, 2011