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dick nozzel 

V: the act of grabbing the head if the penis right before ejaculating, then suddenly releasing the creamy load spraying it with the force of a fire hose
Jack: I totally dick nozzeled sally last night.

Mike: how was it?
Jack: lets just say she needs a new bedspread...and wallpaper...and bookshelf...
dick nozzel by The pleaser April 28, 2014
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Dick Nozzle 

A term that is used to describe a man that is a prick in general.
Wow that guy sure was a dick nozzle!
Dick Nozzle by Nozzlin! January 15, 2010
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Dick Nozzle 

The small hole at the end of your uncircumcised penis which allows both piss and semen to shoot out at high velocities, in a similar fashion to a fire hose.
Johnny's dick nozzle is so powerful he hit Margaret's eye from 20 feet off.

dick nozzle 

benjamin Christopher Oliver lawton is a huge dick nozzle
dick nozzle by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023

Dicknozzle 

1) The Dickhead: The Nozzle of a dick.

2)Some guy whos being a dick.

3)When I blow my load on (da bitchz) tits.

3)A total dumbass.

4) Yo mamma.
HOLY SHIT!!!!! MY DICKNOZZLE JUST BLEW THE FUCK UP!!
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Shut up, Dicknozzle!
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Hey baby, wanna blow my dicknozzle?
Dicknozzle by fatasshole November 22, 2011
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