Dick miles

A measurement of the amount of penis a female has received.

Man, you got a lemon. Stacy has a lot of dick miles on her. Did you get the warranty?

by Antikemet March 10, 2020

miles's dick

really big enormous with a flattering look always a pleasure to see it and feel it

miles's dick is enormous

by shandog May 28, 2014

dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

by flyingdog January 29, 2008

Dick mile

A unit of measurement. It is the number of dicks that have been in a woman's pussy,sucked or taken in the ass by a queer etc. that if they were laid end to end would stretch one mile. That is all the dick they have had is measured in dick miles.

She's got seven dick miles on her.

by The Fury 13 December 1, 2010

Mile of Dick

1 mile = 5,280 feet = 63,360 inches
The national average penis size in the US is 5.5 inches.
63,360/5.5 inches = 11,520

There is approximately 11,520 dicks in a mile.

Yo Mama is such a hoe that she has a Mile of Dick twice a week!

Tim: Man! Sally has hooked up with everyone at work, except me. Glad I'm not part of her Mile of Dick.

Tom: Speak for yourself!

by NobeeCares January 9, 2023

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

Dickmile

1) n. An unquantifiable distance that may or may not be equal to the distance of an actual mile in any way but describes a distance that one would have others believe to be great in length.

2) n. A long fucking way.

3) n. A unit of measurement commonly used to incite excitement and enthusiasm regarding a given distance.

4) n. A completely bullshit exaggeration of any distance or given thing.

Note:

1) Not to be used as a unit of measurement for one's penis unless you are gay and are in the sole company of another gay man or men.

2) The prefix "dick" can be used interchangeably with other nouns.

I just walked 47 fucking dickmiles in the pouring rain.

It took 12 dickhours to write this fucking paper.

Pulling a sled across a hundred acre dickfield is hard work.

I just stepped in shit with my brand new dickshoes.

Turn off the dicklight I'm trying to fucking sleep.

Tell your dickdog to stop dickbarking.

by jwbaldy November 11, 2010