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meeting dick 

A Cadd who does not show up to meetings on time.
This is your final warning….. stop being a meeting dick and get there on time!
meeting dick by Cretin76 March 13, 2020

dick-melting 

The dim lights and smooth Marvin Gaye playing in the background were meant to set the mood. But Lisa's dick-melting laugh soon took care of that as she cackled loudly at at a story with no comedic content or intent.

Lisa Dunham's naked body = dick-melting.
dick-melting by whitechocolate. March 23, 2013

Dick-Melting 

When you and your best bud head up to the mountain and snowboard so incredibly fast that you begin to feel the sensation in your pants that feels like your dick is beginning to melt off. The occurance is often reffered to as Mr. Richard Melton.
Dick-Melting ex. You ready to melt your dicks off today?
Dick-Melting by mtnman530 September 5, 2017

dickyeeting 

Taking something useful, and throwing it as far away as possible rendering it completely useless.
I'm not sure why you keep dickyeeting your pen, you still need to write a paper.
dickyeeting by PlatKnight August 22, 2022

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026