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meeting dick 

A Cadd who does not show up to meetings on time.
This is your final warning….. stop being a meeting dick and get there on time!
meeting dick by Cretin76 March 13, 2020

dick-melting 

The dim lights and smooth Marvin Gaye playing in the background were meant to set the mood. But Lisa's dick-melting laugh soon took care of that as she cackled loudly at at a story with no comedic content or intent.

Lisa Dunham's naked body = dick-melting.
dick-melting by whitechocolate. March 23, 2013

Dick-Melting 

When you and your best bud head up to the mountain and snowboard so incredibly fast that you begin to feel the sensation in your pants that feels like your dick is beginning to melt off. The occurance is often reffered to as Mr. Richard Melton.
Dick-Melting ex. You ready to melt your dicks off today?
Dick-Melting by mtnman530 September 5, 2017

dickyeeting 

Taking something useful, and throwing it as far away as possible rendering it completely useless.
I'm not sure why you keep dickyeeting your pen, you still need to write a paper.
dickyeeting by PlatKnight August 22, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026