The asshole in line at the counter of a convenience store who is oblivious to the growing line of customers behind them, while they continue to purchase more lottery tickets. Usually white trash as the main culprit, second place offenders are retirees. Problem amplified on pay day/social security check day.

What took you so long to get a loaf of bread?

Sorry, some line-dick was on a roll with scratch tickets.

Line-dick by Grant Rampus July 11, 2016

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Typically describing a skinny, broke white male who works back of house and may or may not be tattooed, this man has unlocked the secrets to sex. I don't know how because he most certainly did not graduate and skipped sex ed, but he will have you speaking in tongues.

He doesn't have a bedframe, he's probably an alcoholic, he smokes Marlboro Red 100s, and his tv is on the floor. And he will fuck you in positions you've never even thought of.

Linecook dick is not exclusive to straight people. Any man regardless of sexuality can have linecook dick.

"Wow, Jason is so hot. And he works back of house so you KNOW he got that linecook dick.
"Ugh, you're so right. And he looks like he's skinny and dying. That dick would be A1."

linecook dick by wendysfofofo July 6, 2022

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Snorting cocaine off a mans penis

suzie did a huge dickline off jahal bagri

Dickline by willy eaterbush May 29, 2008

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Declining a request or proposition without a reasonable cause and the sole intention of being a dick.

"Mark, can you hand me the ketchup?"
"Afraid not, Johnny boy."
"Man. Way to dickline."

"Melanie, could you keep it down please? I have an important test tomorrow."
"I'm going to have to dickline on that one."

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