The asshole in line at the counter of a convenience store who is oblivious to the growing line of customers behind them, while they continue to purchase more lottery tickets. Usually white trash as the main culprit, second place offenders are retirees. Problem amplified on pay day/social security check day.

What took you so long to get a loaf of bread?

Sorry, some line-dick was on a roll with scratch tickets.

Line-dick by Grant Rampus July 11, 2016

linecook dick

Typically describing a skinny, broke white male who works back of house and may or may not be tattooed, this man has unlocked the secrets to sex. I don't know how because he most certainly did not graduate and skipped sex ed, but he will have you speaking in tongues.

He doesn't have a bedframe, he's probably an alcoholic, he smokes Marlboro Red 100s, and his tv is on the floor. And he will fuck you in positions you've never even thought of.

Linecook dick is not exclusive to straight people. Any man regardless of sexuality can have linecook dick.

"Wow, Jason is so hot. And he works back of house so you KNOW he got that linecook dick.
"Ugh, you're so right. And he looks like he's skinny and dying. That dick would be A1."

linecook dick by wendysfofofo July 6, 2022

Dickline

Snorting cocaine off a mans penis

suzie did a huge dickline off jahal bagri

Dickline by willy eaterbush May 29, 2008

Dickline

Declining a request or proposition without a reasonable cause and the sole intention of being a dick.

"Mark, can you hand me the ketchup?"
"Afraid not, Johnny boy."
"Man. Way to dickline."

"Melanie, could you keep it down please? I have an important test tomorrow."
"I'm going to have to dickline on that one."

Dickline by nevarine March 26, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026