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The asshole in line at the counter of a convenience store who is oblivious to the growing line of customers behind them, while they continue to purchase more lottery tickets. Usually white trash as the main culprit, second place offenders are retirees. Problem amplified on pay day/social security check day.
What took you so long to get a loaf of bread?

Sorry, some line-dick was on a roll with scratch tickets.
Line-dick by Grant Rampus July 11, 2016
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dick line 

The line on a guys pants that occurs when his boner is visible. Also see: panty line.
did you see the dick line on that guy? He should wear baggier jeans.
dick line by Bobert & Stephalie August 15, 2011

Dick-Up Line 

A pick-up line used by women.
Stacy was on the prowl for a hook up, but even her best dick-up lines failed.
Dick-Up Line by magicjuanson August 20, 2010

Dick conga line 

A LINE OF GIVING AND RECEIVING DICK
Dude, that was one big dick conga line
Dick conga line by Desoda February 25, 2017

Mason-DicksIn Line 

The point on the penis that distinguishes “just the tip” from actual penetration. Note: the line's precise location will vary depending on age, religion, and BAC.
Because Phoebe was still in high school and not at all promiscuous, she wouldn’t let Johnny cross the Mason-DicksIn line until the second half of the homecoming dance when they played her favorite Drake song.
Mason-DicksIn Line by Gipple January 21, 2024
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026