dick karma 

When you have been putting in your time and getting terrible dick but after all of your sacrifice you end up getting the best dick you’ve ever had. Or vice versa: you’ve had so much good dick lately that you know it’s your turn to have not the greatest dick.

“OKAY GIRL, don’t worry about his small peen. You’re just building up your dick karma” “woof you’re on a roll, be careful of the dick karma”

dick karma by Melissawithallthegooddickkarma July 10, 2018

Karma Dick Slapped

Karma dick slapped is when you fuck with everyone so much, that the Karma God's gets tired of it and pulls out a big ole black cock and slaps you like a pimp slapping a hoe.

Johnny:
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"

Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"

Karma Dick Slapped by DeezzzzzzNuts January 7, 2015