6 definitions by DeezzzzzzNuts
To hold a shit in all day, forcing the stomach to roll it in a tightly packed cinder block and having to force it out with a jack hammer.
Christian, I have to shit so bad but I think I can hold it in until I get off work.
You better not Nick, because you'll be stopped like a concrete shit mixer!!
You better not Nick, because you'll be stopped like a concrete shit mixer!!
by DeezzzzzzNuts January 10, 2015
by DeezzzzzzNuts January 9, 2015
You shoot a load in a fat chick's mouth and hold it shut. You the punch her in the stomach until the load shoots out of her nose.
Dude, this chick was all up on my junk like a fat chick eating a donut. So I decided to free willy her and glaze that cock for her.
by DeezzzzzzNuts January 8, 2015
Karma dick slapped is when you fuck with everyone so much, that the Karma God's gets tired of it and pulls out a big ole black cock and slaps you like a pimp slapping a hoe.
Johnny:
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"
Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"
Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"
by DeezzzzzzNuts January 8, 2015
by DeezzzzzzNuts March 29, 2016
Dude, I just pulled it out of her butt, and shot it on the back of her head. It was thick as yak sauce, you know kind of like elmers glue poring out.
by DeezzzzzzNuts March 28, 2016