Dick Hurt

when someone gets upset at a statement or act that was done to them.

That shirt does not look right on you. Don't get all dick hurt about it! Just change it!

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Dick hurt

When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.

Dick hurt by Ashbo 94 April 14, 2020

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Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.

How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!

Dick Hurt by NebulaM42 January 3, 2024

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That feeling when you cum, and attempt to cum again shortly after. Your dick starts throbbing in pain and you regret doing it.

Joe: Hey, why you screaming?

Jack: I'm so fucking dick-hurt after wanking it's unreal.

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Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

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Man my favourite team lost, My dick hurts now!

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The state of being "dickhurt" is defined by a combination of butthurt and being a douche, or in other words full of yourself.

"Why are you so dickhurt Stephen?

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