Dick Hurt

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when someone gets upset at a statement or act that was done to them.

That shirt does not look right on you. Don't get all dick hurt about it! Just change it!

Dick Hurt by A cool person :) October 21, 2011

Words you can keep

Dick hurt

When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.

Omg I’m so dick hurt right now.

Dick hurt by Ashbo 94 April 14, 2020

Dick Hurt

Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.

How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!

Dick Hurt by NebulaM42 January 3, 2024

Dick-hurt

That feeling when you cum, and attempt to cum again shortly after. Your dick starts throbbing in pain and you regret doing it.

Joe: Hey, why you screaming?

Jack: I'm so fucking dick-hurt after wanking it's unreal.

Dick-hurt by Bob Is Epic January 23, 2018

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

My Dick Hurts

Means you are in a foul mood, angry.

Man my favourite team lost, My dick hurts now!

My Dick Hurts by IAMHARRYSTEELE October 11, 2016

Dickhurt

The state of being "dickhurt" is defined by a combination of butthurt and being a douche, or in other words full of yourself.

"Why are you so dickhurt Stephen?

Dickhurt by italianstallion1234 May 26, 2012

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026