dick holster 

1. The mouth of a person that displeases you. Insult

2. The mouth of a person that pleases you. complement

1. Steve, shut you filthy dick holster, you talk too much.

2. God, I love it when women put lip gloss on their dick holsters.

dick holster by leadthrower August 28, 2006

dick holster 

a dick holster is a dirty leathery female which one recently dated to hold their male weapon of choice in while looking for that new embroidered model

Nick: What the fuck is she doing here?

Me: I'm just using her as a dick holster while I scavenge the local taverns for a new one.

dick holster by K See Ya May 10, 2011

Holster your dick 

To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.

On the way to a sales call:

Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."

Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."

Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"

Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."

Holster your dick by ergijreiljrvliwroiurvhni May 22, 2008

dickholster 

1.A term used to describe a girl who has been around the block. 2.A term describing a woman's genitalia often being a holster for a man's genitalia. 3.A slut.

1.Is dickholster Pardue coming to the party this Saturday? 2.Roger from op-ed said she's just a dickholster.
3.She has the reputation of a dickholster.

dickholster by cshibby December 10, 2008