Dick Harder

When you get scared and horny at the same time.
Sheesh! That was a bit of a fucking 'dick harder', wunnit?
by DinnerPlateDarling69 July 02, 2023
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When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.
Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.
by Trainyardtrash June 02, 2019
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dick harder than a coconut

a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)
oh boi your dick harder than a coconut
by aaron phuas tight shirt January 09, 2021
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