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dick harder than a coconut

a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)
oh boi your dick harder than a coconut

Absence makes the dick grow harder 

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.
Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.

harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.
Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

dick harden 

When your dick hardens
this means it gets very hard
hi my dick harden is hurting my pubic hair