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Dick-grip fingers 

A person of either sex who has long lady-like fingers, capable of grasping around the entire shaft of a penis.
Man 1: Dude, you got some fat sausage fingers!
Man 2: So! You have some Dick-grip fingers!
Man 1: That's just mean!
Dick-grip fingers by Bortin Rhodes September 18, 2017

Gorilla Grip the Dick

Rooting from YouTuber Jenna Marble's video, Jenna's Drunk Art School: Balloon Art, It is basically gripping the dick as hard as you can until it isn't hard anymore.
Girl 1: Did you and John finally do it last night?
Girl 2: No....
Girl 1: Did you gorilla grip the dick again?
Girl 2: ........maybe

grip-a-dick 

Masturbation, to reach and grab yourself and whackawhackawhacka until you cum
Tom is alwys up for a rousing round of grip-a-dick, even if he's not alone!
grip-a-dick by Toms ExGirlfriend February 24, 2003

dick grippers 

Hey, get your dick grippers off my beer!!!
dick grippers by Wolff87 July 31, 2003

Dick Grippers 

I held her hand and instantly new she had dick grippers
Dick Grippers by July93 August 19, 2017

Grippin’ Dick 

When someone is truly hauling ass, leagues faster than mobbing.
“Have you seen that car on the 405?”
“Yeah, man was mobbing!”
“Quicker, he was grippin’ dick!”
Grippin’ Dick by Campbello February 10, 2023