grip-a-dick

Masturbation, to reach and grab yourself and whackawhackawhacka until you cum

Tom is alwys up for a rousing round of grip-a-dick, even if he's not alone!

by Toms ExGirlfriend February 24, 2003

Gorilla Grip the Dick

Rooting from YouTuber Jenna Marble's video, Jenna's Drunk Art School: Balloon Art, It is basically gripping the dick as hard as you can until it isn't hard anymore.

Girl 1: Did you and John finally do it last night?
Girl 2: No....
Girl 1: Did you gorilla grip the dick again?
Girl 2: ........maybe

by This Dick Though January 21, 2015