dick divet

that tight little fibromuscular tubular tract thingy that straight up leads from that uterus shit to the outskirts of the body in all bitches except tranny's. Basically, its a pussy.

bro, you and me are gonna go out tonight and get 3 1/2 inches deep in some fuckin dick divet...ya dig

dick divet by Mangina Man April 16, 2008

Dick Diet 

When you tell people it's your choice to take a break from the penis but you're really just a lonely fuck and no one will have you.

Louise: I'm on a dick diet
Ciara: No you're just a mess and no one will have you

Dick Diet by SuzieBee October 2, 2017

Dick diet 

When you start going out with a skinnier/fitter dude and feel the pressure to go on a diet so you can continue getting that dick.

- Man, have you seen how much weight she's lost?

- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.

- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.

Dick diet by BananaMama123 May 16, 2022

Dead dick dive 

When a naked man dies during swimming

Carl had a dead dick dive. His funeral is at noon in three weeks

Dead dick dive by The weirdo in your pants July 28, 2022

dick diet 

When you have a new bae and feel the need to lay off the junk food in an attempt to feel more confident during sex.

Damn Steph, I'm gonna have to go on a dick diet now that Chris is coming over every night.

dick diet by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 13, 2016

dick dive 

The last, late night attempt of a woman to pick up a man at the bar, party or other social and intoxicated scenario. Usually this occurs when the woman set out to get laid, and now must make such a thing happen in order to not feel the shame of dick-lack.

"Dude, she is the queen of the dick dive, took her 5 minutes to grab a bro and bail."

dick dive by Nate Froggy Frogg September 24, 2011

dick dive 

The highly masculine act of open hand smacking (or grabbing!) of another man's genitals, accompanied by the exclimation "DICK DIVE!"

"Hey do you see that hottie over there?" (points, friend looks in that direction) "DICK DIVE!" (Smashes friend's penis, friend groans in pain).

dick dive by Scott "love fist" Ward October 4, 2007