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dick divet

that tight little fibromuscular tubular tract thingy that straight up leads from that uterus shit to the outskirts of the body in all bitches except tranny's. Basically, its a pussy.
bro, you and me are gonna go out tonight and get 3 1/2 inches deep in some fuckin dick divet...ya dig
by Mangina Man April 16, 2008
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Dick Diet

When you tell people it's your choice to take a break from the penis but you're really just a lonely fuck and no one will have you.
Louise: I'm on a dick diet
Ciara: No you're just a mess and no one will have you
by SuzieBee October 2, 2017
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Dick diet

When you start going out with a skinnier/fitter dude and feel the pressure to go on a diet so you can continue getting that dick.
- Man, have you seen how much weight she's lost?

- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.

- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.
by BananaMama123 May 16, 2022
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Dead dick dive

When a naked man dies during swimming
Carl had a dead dick dive. His funeral is at noon in three weeks
by The weirdo in your pants July 28, 2022
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dick diet

When you have a new bae and feel the need to lay off the junk food in an attempt to feel more confident during sex.
Damn Steph, I'm gonna have to go on a dick diet now that Chris is coming over every night.
by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 13, 2016
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dick dive

The last, late night attempt of a woman to pick up a man at the bar, party or other social and intoxicated scenario. Usually this occurs when the woman set out to get laid, and now must make such a thing happen in order to not feel the shame of dick-lack.
"Dude, she is the queen of the dick dive, took her 5 minutes to grab a bro and bail."
by Nate Froggy Frogg September 24, 2011
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dick dive

The highly masculine act of open hand smacking (or grabbing!) of another man's genitals, accompanied by the exclimation "DICK DIVE!"
"Hey do you see that hottie over there?" (points, friend looks in that direction) "DICK DIVE!" (Smashes friend's penis, friend groans in pain).
by Scott "love fist" Ward October 4, 2007
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