Dick cut 

A real dude's haircut. Most often a mullet with shaved sides commonplace among young German gay guys unfortunately.

john: "man that heinrich guy is such a dude. check out his dick cut".

sally: "yea, he's a real cool guy".

Dick cut by lishlosh August 6, 2011

Dick Cut Slut 

Slut who suck dick and use teeth.

"I bit my bbs suck,im suck a dick cut slut !"

Dick Cut Slut by IdPayToWatchKeemstarsSexTape October 16, 2016

like a chicken with its dick cut off 

randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.

when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!

like a chicken with its dick cut off by ooter October 22, 2009

Prime Cut Dick 

A perfect penis

"Yo, you hear about that Josh guy?"
"Yeah he has a perfect penis!"
"Nah he got that Prime cut dick!"

Prime Cut Dick by jaha24 May 29, 2016

Cut Dick 

A term used to express annoyance with someone or to express dislike of something or someone
To suck dick

Hey! Stop cutting my dick!

Man, I hate that bitch. She cut dick.

Cut Dick by BooBeanDelic October 19, 2006

paper cut dick 

When you make fun of Meg, she slowly glides the sharp ridge of printer paper on your dickhole and presses down.

When Ryan is mean, his dick will bleed because she paper cut his dick. He cries because he now has paper cut dick.

paper cut dick by Mg12398 July 10, 2016

Cut Surfer Dick

A circumcised phallus belonging to that of a tanned and tatooed man who resembles an MTV reality star or a fag who works/models for Abercrombie and fitch. The short formed CSD is usually the apple of the owners eye and is looked at in very high erotic regard.

Yo dude i saw a cut surfer dick and it looked like a slim jim, oh yeah!

Cut Surfer Dick by Karl Chib April 3, 2009