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dick cancer 

Cancer of the dick.
Development is due to too much masterbation while watching hentai.
Involves several pros and cons.

Pros:
Your dick gets bigger due to uncontrolled growth of the dick cells, (And bitches love big dicks).
You don't have to worry about being raped by a fat Maori whore because it's contageous.

Cons:
Your dick won't look like a dick no more, (although it gets bigger).
Your dick will fall off after few years of cancer development, and a dickless man will die.

"Fuck that guy has dick cancer!"

"Shame, that fat Maori bitch caught my dick cancer."

"Man, stop watching hentai. You gonna get the bad case of dick cancer."
dick cancer by The Wok April 20, 2008

Dick cancer 

a word used to scare a person who masturbates too much in which all the friction and loss of proteins causes spots baldness of your bush and the loss of foreskin
bro you need to stop punishing your cock your gonna catch dick cancer
Dick cancer by AZZeater445 July 26, 2018

I'm as serious as dick cancer 

The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.
Person 1- Are you serious????

Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!

Black Dick Cancer

When a black man fucks a white woman it leaves particles from the black mans dick inside the white woman’s vagina and the white woman will slowly start to see the symptoms of black dick cancer and will need to report to the er as fast as possible for immediate black dick cancer treatment
When a black man sticks his dick in a white woman.
-She now has black dick cancer

cancer dick 

A term used when a man gets his dick sucked shortly after the sucker has smoked a ciggarette.
Making out with a smoker sucks, but getting cancer dick from one isnt so bad.
cancer dick by Zippie January 2, 2006

Cancer dick boy 

Someone who has no dick or a limp baby dick that looks like its on the verge of death.
Amy: hey did you guys hear Alex is a cancer dick boy?
Cancer dick boy by Spooptard July 6, 2016

cancer dick 

n://Cigarette. As derived from the reference "cancer stick" used to describe the stick-shaped cigarette's propensity to cause cancer, the term "cancer dick" is intended to additionally imply how smoking fucks you over.
Still smoking those cancer dicks, Earl?
cancer dick by redgyul December 31, 2005
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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