dick appled 

Completely and totally disappointed after having your hopes set very high.

You come home from a very bad day at work and you go to the fridge and you say "Oh man, I have been craving an Apple all day long!" and you reach in and grab one and take it out thinking "oh, this is gonna taste great!" You take one bite and find out it tastes like a penis! In reaction you yell "DUDE! I WAS TOTALLY DICK APPLED!

dick appled by Not a Dick Apple May 4, 2008

Apple dick 

A person who exclusively uses Apple products and sneers on those who use Microsoft or other software and devices.

Ryan is an Apple dick because he thinks people who don't use Macs are not as smart.

Apple dick by whatshisface2521411 January 27, 2010

Apple Dick 

Before a man is about to nut, the head of the man's dick will become as red as an apple.

Damn girl, you given me that apple dick!

Apple Dick by Raymond Mitchell May 4, 2008

dick like apple pie 

Pretty much someone with soft dick that's never hard.

Omfg! Josh has dick like apple pie.
It's in Westside by Ty Dolla Sign

dick like apple pie by Queenn.driipy December 2, 2016

Apple Cider Dick

Apple cider dick is the culmination of all things holy. It occurs when an extremely intoxicated person has a stinger (aka a raging hard-on, and they cannot drop the kids off. In other words, the poor individual is unable to blow their load and continues to rub to complete chaffage. Its a double edged sword; it feels great for a while, until it hurts (extreme ball hurt).

Example: I was trying to bust on this bitch's face, but i had apple cider dick and it cock-blocked me real hard.

Example: I was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my balls for about 3 hours; fuck apple cider dick.

Example: A anonymous person's life

Apple Cider Dick by MSpicer February 22, 2007