dick appled

Completely and totally disappointed after having your hopes set very high.

You come home from a very bad day at work and you go to the fridge and you say "Oh man, I have been craving an Apple all day long!" and you reach in and grab one and take it out thinking "oh, this is gonna taste great!" You take one bite and find out it tastes like a penis! In reaction you yell "DUDE! I WAS TOTALLY DICK APPLED!

by Not a Dick Apple May 4, 2008

Apple dick

A person who exclusively uses Apple products and sneers on those who use Microsoft or other software and devices.

Ryan is an Apple dick because he thinks people who don't use Macs are not as smart.

by whatshisface2521411 January 27, 2010

Apple Dick

Before a man is about to nut, the head of the man's dick will become as red as an apple.

Damn girl, you given me that apple dick!

by Raymond Mitchell May 4, 2008

dick like apple pie

Pretty much someone with soft dick that's never hard.

Omfg! Josh has dick like apple pie.
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by Queenn.driipy December 2, 2016