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Paying dividends
I wonder if installing new coaches on our football team last season will start paying dividends this season?
Paying dividends by Nick Shade July 4, 2012
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dicide • deicide • decider • decidership • divide by zero • dividend • Decided • Dickdeck • divide • divide and conquer
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
A reply to a thread on 4chan's /v/ board about the Wii game The Conduit. Due to it's complete and utter lack of coherence, and therefore high comedic potential, /v/irgins jumped on it and began to spread it across the rest of 4chan and Youtube. Extensive research has ended with this meaning (from knowyourmeme.com):
Original:
“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Rephrased:
“Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?”
Deciphered:
“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"
“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Rephrased:
“Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?”
Deciphered:
“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"
The Decider
President George W Bush: "I'm the decider, and I decide what's best, and what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense."
The Decider by R. Alexis May 6, 2006
Liar’s Dividend
The Liar’s Dividend is a phenomenon where someone can get away with lying by saying that something is “fake news” and if the media attempts to expose the lie it can backfire and only make the lie sound / seem even more credible.
Liar’s Dividend by Micstusmi September 8, 2020
executive decider
The guy at the top. Someone upstairs whose paid the big bucks to make the big decisions (;and, maybe not much of anything else get done by this person).
President Bush declared that HE is the Decider.
The magic eight-ball often stands-in as EXECUTIVE DECIDER.
When the governor refused the Stay of Execution, he de facto became the EXECUTIVE DECIDER in that convict's life.
The magic eight-ball often stands-in as EXECUTIVE DECIDER.
When the governor refused the Stay of Execution, he de facto became the EXECUTIVE DECIDER in that convict's life.
executive decider by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Divide The Youth
Bro that's a really cool zip-up! Where'd you get it from?
Thanks bro, I got it from Divide The Youth.
Thanks bro, I got it from Divide The Youth.
Divide The Youth by divide the youth #1 fan August 14, 2021
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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