by /b/tard Jimmer September 22, 2007

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation

Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy

Similar to: fuck buddy

Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy

Similar to: fuck buddy

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

1. An internet meme, where if you divide by zero an apocalypse will occur.

2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.

3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.

2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.

3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.

1. Hey look, I divided by zero! OH SHI- ...few seconds later... APOCALYPSE

2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-

3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."

2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-

3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."

by everybodyhateskris April 04, 2010

Dividing by zero is the biggest epic fail known to mankind. It is a proven fact that a succesful division by zero will constitute in the implosion of the universe.

You are dividing by zero there, Johnny. Captain Kirk is not impressed.

Divide by zero?!?!! OMG!!! Epic failzorz

Divide by zero?!?!! OMG!!! Epic failzorz

by spartan138 October 22, 2007

1)When you eat something that doesn't agree with your digestive system. The digestive system then divides by zero and the apoopalypse ensues.

2)Can also cause one to blow chunks

2)Can also cause one to blow chunks

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