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A decider is someone who makes decisions on issues using a lack of judgment and intelligence. Typically a decider has a propensity of sticking his head up his ass. He usually lets even more idiotic people make the actual decisions for him.

Apparently, The Decider is George W. Bush.
"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."
decider by csl August 29, 2008
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defensive posturing catch phrase that lets POTUS43 pick and choose: 1. which laws to follow, 2. which citizens to spy on, 3. which constitutional rights to uphold, 4. which millionaires to cut taxes for, 5. how long to let oil companies price gouge consumers, 6. how many vacations are appropriate for the POTUS, 7. who gets to run his illegal wars, 8. how many children get left behind, 9. what God's will is, 10. who is working undercover on Iran's nucular program, and who is political fodder
"I hear the voices (in my head), and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. I listen to all voices, but mine is the final decision," he said. "And Don Rumsfeld is doing a fine job."
decider by HighAltitudeLeo May 8, 2006
1.) A person in a leadership role, usually of limited intelligence and lacking keen self-awareness, who stubbornly insists on making all the decisions that often end in abject failure with dire consequences for others.

2.) George W. Bush's description for himself, at a White House press briefing on April 19, 2006. Bush told reporters, "I’m the decider, and I decide what’s best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.”
I'll jump off this bridge and even take you with me, if I want, because, dammit, I'm the decider. So shaddup, and give me your hand.
decider by GolfMaven May 2, 2006
A churlish and irresponsible individual, when responding to any and all criticism with all the moral and logical authority of a 4-year-old; might also express some elements of claivoyance.
"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."
Decider by Friar Pablo May 1, 2006
A person who decides what is best.
"I hear the voices and I read the front page and I know the speculation but I'm the decider and I decide what is best and what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of defense."

Decider-in-Chief 

term for the president of the US derived from George Walker Bush
The Decider-in-Chief wanted to start another war.
Decider-in-Chief by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

The Decider 

The Decider is the supreme ultimate decision maker for the world.
President George W Bush: "I'm the decider, and I decide what's best, and what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense."
The Decider by R. Alexis May 6, 2006
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

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