Diched

A misspelling of the word Dickhead used by dickheads in a misguided attempt to sound cool.

Andrew: I may be a dickhead but at least I'm not a diched

Diched by DefinedbyCK July 28, 2018

Shark Dicked 

The act of getting fucked by two penises in one hole.

Sylvia got hammered last night and got shark dicked by Bryan and Steve.

Shark Dicked by The Deepwater Thunder November 24, 2013

Dicked Down 

To get fucked good and hard all night long.

Damn girl, I got dicked down last night proper.

Dicked Down by Nacho.Bizzzz2u July 22, 2017

Diced to the socks 

When someone possesses supraphysiological muscular contractile tissue gains, generally with a very low body fat percentage. Someone who is diced to the socks is usually deploying an efficacious dose of some sort of anabolic compound such as Testosterone Enanthate or Trenbolone Acetate.

Bro 1: Dude that Derek guy is massive

Bro 2: Yeah man he is diced to the socks

Diced to the socks by DicedToTheSocks May 18, 2022

Dicedcarrots 

Dicedcarrots are always found in pools of sick, when the owner of the vomit has no recollection of eating them.

"Funny, I don't remember eating dicedcarrots"
"Who throw the dicedcarrots in that then?"

Dicedcarrots by Peter Glum January 8, 2008

Diced 

Someone who is extremely lean (below 9% body fat)

"Yo look at harry that kid is frickin diced"

"Have you been to the gym lately? looking diced"

Diced by MoistGranny January 6, 2021

doched 

doch or doched refers to a situation when you are "doched" or fucked very bad
the term "doch" is another meaning for "fuck" it is widely used in asian countries like India,Bhutan,Bangladesh,Pakistan

"ash wanted to doch neal cause neal doched him before"
"he was doched yesterday because he did not complete his homework"
"i doched him very badly after what he did to my car"
"we are planning to doch him for his poor performance"
"i was doching her when you called yesterday"

doched by NealCaffrey November 26, 2013