Skip to main content

Dickeyphilia 

Being sexually attracted to the YouTube sensation, Austin Dickey. Those who have this fetish, must first become a Yu-Gi-Oh! champion. They must dress up as Yami Yugi and, "say all the things." Then only after they have defeated the B.O., acne nerds, may they jerk off in a bucket binocular distance from Mr. Dickey's home.

Dickeyphiliac, Dickeyphile,and Uncle Tommy are all other ways to pronounce this fetish.
"I just came in a bucket 120 yards away from Austin's house in a Yu-Gi-Oh! costume, yes I have Dickeyphilia."-Jared Dines
Related Words

Dickey Needles 

Translated from Russian, "Dickey Minus". Means roughly "wild one down" or "scav down". Used as a meme, meaning nothing. Spammed by Escape from Tarkov players and used often by Kotton.
"Dickey needles! Dickey needles! Dickey needles!"

dickey loner 

In the game of euchre, a player's hand of cards containing all four jacks that, susbequently, is used by the player in an attempt to "go alone". The attempt is generally done when the player's team only needs one point to win the game of euchre.
Your team was playing great until you got the dickey loner. Trying to go alone on that hand was not advisable.
dickey loner by ewilli12 June 21, 2010

Dickey Douche 

Someone who is both a dick and a douche at the same time. Someone who may refuse to take the blame and passes it to another.
"Hey AshPen, did you leave that tissue on the table?"

"No, AdiKali did it."

"Don't Lie, I saw you, you DICKEY DOUCHE."
Dickey Douche by LOLOL91123 April 20, 2009
Risky looking and dubious. Most likely dangerous.
The dice implies you are taking your chances.
"That is one dicey looking piece of chicken"
"That road has some dicey bends on it"
"this bar is lined up with the diciest looking tramps I ever saw"
dicey by Container October 12, 2003

Dickeyphilia 

The practice of cumming in a bucket while getting your asshole licked and balls tickled and fantasizing about Austin Dickey within binocular distance of his home. And when your done you leave the bucket on his doorstep with a stalkers note that wishes him a Happy Metal Birthday and that he sucks at Yu-Gi-Oh.
There's the guy who does that Dickeyphilia Shit... He's fucked up.
Dickeyphilia by TWIZTIDSOUL86 March 25, 2019