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diccionario urbano

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Mexican: “¿Quieres ir A diccionario urbano?”

Dicision 

An extra important set of choices that is analyzed in a specific complex manner
The dicision was crucial to the success of the team
Dicision by Infamouslyfamous January 15, 2019

dicksionary

u use ur dick to read the dictionary
yo bruh buy me a beer lemme read my dicksionary for a secc
dicksionary by ElitePlays December 22, 2016

Dickcision 

A decision that is made by your dick rather than your brain.
I know she was Jimmy's girl and I shouldn't have slept with her, but i made a bad dickcision.
Dickcision by A.J.L. February 18, 2010

dickcision 

a dickcision is a decision made solely on the basis of getting dicked down
Girl A: I can’t believe you did that thing
Girl B: I made a dickcision and now I have to live with it
dickcision by shesinthehouse December 14, 2017

Dickersion 

The (dick) made me do/say it and at not other time does it/what I said be admitted to.

For example, at no other time would my GF agree to me owning her in our 24/7 Ds relationship however, during sex she admitted it all the time. She was coerced through the use of my dick. This is a dickersion 😈
No, it was a dickersion!

I didn’t want to do it but the dickersion made me!!
Dickersion by Tups and Flaming July 10, 2021
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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