dialups 

Very thin lips not good for fellatio. The opposite of DSLs. Usually leaves racetracks.

She's got some dialups.

dialups by JPE May 12, 2004

dialup 

1) A piece of shit way to connect to the internet which offers the following services of disconnections, slow downloads, and/or high blood pressure that results in loss of temper.

2) See aol or hell.

Damn this porn video is fucking hot *fap fap fap* **pause because of still downloading**, oh god yes she is FINALLY taking her pantyhose off *fap fap fap fap fap*, for fucks sake I got disconnected and lost my boner! *fap fap* can't leave it hanging and have blue balls. *fap fap*

dialup by Pantyhose lover June 27, 2005

Dialup 

Why are you wasting your time looking up what dialup is? You have any idea how long it takes to load pages on dialup?

Nobody should have dialup anymore, because in this day and age no one should have to suffer with the slow download speeds.

Dialup by izcool January 11, 2009

dialup 

Incredibly shit.

Arwyn is a dialup

dialup by Anonymous May 2, 2003

dialup 

An internet connection which is not worth paying for. It is incredibly horrible and I am a victim of the disease of dialup. :(

- Man your connection sucks
- Dialup
- ohhh

dialup by nick alvinaotr January 11, 2005

dialapse 

The act of calling someone on the phone, but by the time they answer, being unable to remember who they are, or why you were calling them in the first place.

"I'm sorry, I'm experiencing a dialapse, this is <state your name>, could you please tell me who you are, and what business I might have with you?"

dialapse by circushead March 19, 2008

dialup 

An internet connection which is not worth paying for. It is incredibly horrible and I have the disease of dialup. :(

- Dude your computer is slow
-- dialup
- ohhh

dialup by nick alvinator January 12, 2005