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dialup
1) A piece of shit way to connect to the internet which offers the following services of disconnections, slow downloads, and/or high blood pressure that results in loss of temper.
2) See aol or hell.
2) See aol or hell.
Damn this porn video is fucking hot *fap fap fap* **pause because of still downloading**, oh god yes she is FINALLY taking her pantyhose off *fap fap fap fap fap*, for fucks sake I got disconnected and lost my boner! *fap fap* can't leave it hanging and have blue balls. *fap fap*
dialup by Pantyhose lover June 27, 2005
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dialup
An internet connection which is not worth paying for. It is incredibly horrible and I am a victim of the disease of dialup. :(
dialup by nick alvinaotr January 11, 2005
dialapse
The act of calling someone on the phone, but by the time they answer, being unable to remember who they are, or why you were calling them in the first place.
"I'm sorry, I'm experiencing a dialapse, this is <state your name>, could you please tell me who you are, and what business I might have with you?"
dialapse by circushead March 19, 2008
dialup
An internet connection which is not worth paying for. It is incredibly horrible and I have the disease of dialup. :(
dialup by nick alvinator January 12, 2005
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