Dialup

Why are you wasting your time looking up what dialup is? You have any idea how long it takes to load pages on dialup?
Nobody should have dialup anymore, because in this day and age no one should have to suffer with the slow download speeds.
by izcool January 12, 2009
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dialup

1) A piece of shit way to connect to the internet which offers the following services of disconnections, slow downloads, and/or high blood pressure that results in loss of temper.

2) See aol or hell.
Damn this porn video is fucking hot *fap fap fap* **pause because of still downloading**, oh god yes she is FINALLY taking her pantyhose off *fap fap fap fap fap*, for fucks sake I got disconnected and lost my boner! *fap fap* can't leave it hanging and have blue balls. *fap fap*
by Pantyhose lover June 18, 2005
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dialup

Incredibly shit.
Arwyn is a dialup
by Anonymous May 02, 2003
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dialup

An internet connection which is not worth paying for. It is incredibly horrible and I am a victim of the disease of dialup. :(
- Man your connection sucks
- Dialup
- ohhh
by nick alvinaotr January 12, 2005
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dialup

An internet connection which is not worth paying for. It is incredibly horrible and I have the disease of dialup. :(
- Dude your computer is slow
-- dialup
- ohhh
by nick alvinator January 13, 2005
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dialup

An internet connection that once was the standard way to connect to the internet. Eventually, it was outmoded by DSL and other High-Speed connections. In many places, people are still unable to connect to high-speed internet and are forced to suffer in the hell that is slow downloads, unstable connections, and in some cases AOL.
"100 megs? I'm on dialup, that'll take hours!"
"Quit being a cheap pussy and get a real connection!"
"But I like AOL..."
"I'm never talking to you again."
by Bobbias September 17, 2007
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dialups

Very thin lips not good for fellatio. The opposite of DSLs. Usually leaves racetracks.
She's got some dialups.
by JPE May 12, 2004
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