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Dungannon 

Ever wondered what happens to all that mess that you flush down the toilet? the UK government thought that by stashing it all in northern ireland they could cut deep-ocean storage costs....a tragic misjudgment....for once the piles of used condoms, human excrement and other assorted sewage reached critical mass, they became self-aware, and forth sprang the town known as "Dungannon" (literally ("Oh shit!") in the old tongue.

The Dungannon horde was rocked by the recent discovery of fire, and now the stereotype of the locals participating in the so-called "Dunny roll" to keep warm is becoming increasingly outdated. Indeed- many of the old opinions of outsiders (or "kwaaar jishalaiwhewhgqres" to the natives of dungannon) are no longer applicable.

Having been shunned by technology, inward investment, education, basic health facilities, tourists, other irish people, inter and intra governmental organisations, charities, volunteer organisations, flora, fauna, evolution, religion and natural law, Dungannoners are a very self sufficient group. once every dungannon week (more or less 6 hours depending on how good at counting the one in charge of studying the lice of the chieftain is) the locals engage in a ritual designed to celebrate their self sufficiency and survival instinct, in which they "recycle" liquids which they recently drank.

Dungannon is twinned with a badgers' den in Scotland, and enjoys the disticntion of being "wesern europe's answer to area 51".
Explorer Monthly Travel Magazine: I have Just arrived in Dungannon, and am phoning in my travel report since one of the locals ate my notepad. I wish to begin by saying what an absolute ********* this place is, and I cannot believe that the inhabitants of this last bastion of the stone age are...wait, what are you doing!?? GET OFF ME!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........<chomp chomp.... chew.... scratch.....burp...>"

"Ohhhh....dodgy curry tonight Dave....need to go for a Dungannon"
Dungannon by Dundee ned June 25, 2009

Dungannon Fuckboi 

A young lad who can't get enough of his 'blades' * and sometimes even 'cubs.'** To the population of the low, low town of Dungannon, he appears as a Fuckboi.
Friend 1: "See that greasy boy over there?"
Friend 2: "Aye, he's such a Dungannon Fuckboi."
Dungannon Fuckboi by Emanym March 30, 2017

dungannon swifts 

a well respected carnegie premier league club in northern ireland. dungannon are a well run, all round respected small football club with pasionate, devoted fans. "the swifts" recently made a large leep towards professional football with the clubs first ever venture into europe under the helm of local legend Joe McAree who resigned shortly after to take a more resevered role within the club under title of general manager
dungannon swifts are an example in them selves of irish league football along with every other team that makes the country proud and for the ifa with howard wells wanting to take that away with the 10 team league is wrong
A group of boys doing fin is called dhingana
Hey they are doing dhingana
dhingana by Unknown 07dz September 4, 2018

Dhungala 

Dhungala is someone who has a extremely massive budoo and a 6ix pack, Dhungala is a certified freak and a force not meant to be reckoned with
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Dhungala by 1001010101010 May 26, 2024

Nolan Dungan 

Nolan Dungan is an absolute unit of a human excelling in all physical and Mental tasks known to man. Known to suffer from a vertical deficiency, but makes up for that with his incredible looks.
Wow, I wish I could be as cool as Nolan Dungan
Nolan Dungan by Mr Polando March 8, 2024
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