Ever wondered what happens to all that mess that you flush down the toilet? the UK government thought that by stashing it all in northern ireland they could cut deep-ocean storage costs....a tragic misjudgment....for once the piles of used condoms, human excrement and other assorted sewage reached critical mass, they became self-aware, and forth sprang the town known as "Dungannon" (literally ("Oh shit!") in the old tongue.
The Dungannon horde was rocked by the recent discovery of fire, and now the stereotype of the locals participating in the so-called "Dunny roll" to keep warm is becoming increasingly outdated. Indeed- many of the old opinions of outsiders (or "kwaaar jishalaiwhewhgqres" to the natives of dungannon) are no longer applicable.
Having been shunned by technology, inward investment, education, basic health facilities, tourists, other irish people, inter and intra governmental organisations, charities, volunteer organisations, flora, fauna, evolution, religion and natural law, Dungannoners are a very self sufficient group. once every dungannon week (more or less 6 hours depending on how good at counting the one in charge of studying the lice of the chieftain is) the locals engage in a ritual designed to celebrate their self sufficiency and survival instinct, in which they "recycle" liquids which they recently drank.
Dungannon is twinned with a badgers' den in Scotland, and enjoys the disticntion of being "wesern europe's answer to area 51".
The Dungannon horde was rocked by the recent discovery of fire, and now the stereotype of the locals participating in the so-called "Dunny roll" to keep warm is becoming increasingly outdated. Indeed- many of the old opinions of outsiders (or "kwaaar jishalaiwhewhgqres" to the natives of dungannon) are no longer applicable.
Having been shunned by technology, inward investment, education, basic health facilities, tourists, other irish people, inter and intra governmental organisations, charities, volunteer organisations, flora, fauna, evolution, religion and natural law, Dungannoners are a very self sufficient group. once every dungannon week (more or less 6 hours depending on how good at counting the one in charge of studying the lice of the chieftain is) the locals engage in a ritual designed to celebrate their self sufficiency and survival instinct, in which they "recycle" liquids which they recently drank.
Dungannon is twinned with a badgers' den in Scotland, and enjoys the disticntion of being "wesern europe's answer to area 51".
Explorer Monthly Travel Magazine: I have Just arrived in Dungannon, and am phoning in my travel report since one of the locals ate my notepad. I wish to begin by saying what an absolute ********* this place is, and I cannot believe that the inhabitants of this last bastion of the stone age are...wait, what are you doing!?? GET OFF ME!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........<chomp chomp.... chew.... scratch.....burp...>"
"Ohhhh....dodgy curry tonight Dave....need to go for a Dungannon"
"Ohhhh....dodgy curry tonight Dave....need to go for a Dungannon"
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a well respected carnegie premier league club in northern ireland. dungannon are a well run, all round respected small football club with pasionate, devoted fans. "the swifts" recently made a large leep towards professional football with the clubs first ever venture into europe under the helm of local legend Joe McAree who resigned shortly after to take a more resevered role within the club under title of general manager
dungannon swifts are an example in them selves of irish league football along with every other team that makes the country proud and for the ifa with howard wells wanting to take that away with the 10 team league is wrong
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Once a murder has occurred, the mostly untrained, remaining students will then be given a short while to search for any trace of evidence before partaking in a trial, where ideas are refuted and statements are shut down, with the entire trial leading up to a grisly, over - the - top, sometimes brutal, sometimes hilarious executions. (Like being blasted off into space, getting crushed by a Tetris block, or being transformed into butter, for example). Once the remaining students finally escape their prison, they then find out that the world was destroyed and in a state of anarchy, and the survivors then go on to do some more heroic shit and eventually save the world in the end.
However, all of the afforementioned info (save for the trial mechanics) are all seemingly shut down by the third game in the series, revealing that the killing games were nothing but seasons of a reality TV Show based on a video game and anime series. Despite the numerous amounts of evidence, the authenticity of the statement was never confirmed, up to this day.
Once a murder has occurred, the mostly untrained, remaining students will then be given a short while to search for any trace of evidence before partaking in a trial, where ideas are refuted and statements are shut down, with the entire trial leading up to a grisly, over - the - top, sometimes brutal, sometimes hilarious executions. (Like being blasted off into space, getting crushed by a Tetris block, or being transformed into butter, for example). Once the remaining students finally escape their prison, they then find out that the world was destroyed and in a state of anarchy, and the survivors then go on to do some more heroic shit and eventually save the world in the end.
However, all of the afforementioned info (save for the trial mechanics) are all seemingly shut down by the third game in the series, revealing that the killing games were nothing but seasons of a reality TV Show based on a video game and anime series. Despite the numerous amounts of evidence, the authenticity of the statement was never confirmed, up to this day.
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