Daniel M. Johnson otherwise known as, DJ Drastic or The Untouchable DJ Drastic is a Hispanic American entertainer and entrepreneur, originally from New York, United States of America.
The concert last night was insane! DJ Drastic tore the house down.
The art of streaming Clash Royale on Twitch, whilst eating paper and drinking glue. A dogetastic stream usually includes eating French Onion Dip with a spoon, dumping bottles of water water on your head, and encouraging your chat with 1 bit minimum TTS Spam.
When one person is so angry at another that they announce "drastic measures" will take place. Ensuring that the actually act of drastic measurement is vague as to leave the victim confused and bewildered.
Laura proclaimed "drastic measures" will take place after skillfully spotting a girls pink backpack in the background of Dave's picture.
To blow (something) to all hell, as if it were chewed then seemingly unchewed, but during aforementioned sequence the process of unchewing went horribly wrong.
The Kool-Aid Man just demasticated the holy fucking shit out of that brick wall.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!