dezong 

He is a very good looking, caring, charming and boyfriend material of a man. He is open about his feelings and sometimes might want space ,but he needs someone to be there for him. He might come of strong but deep down if you let him in he will be a softy and protect you and keep you warm in the inside. He gives the best advice when your not feeling well and always there for you when you want to talk to.

Dezong your my caring, charming boyfriend. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

Damn!! Dezong thx for the great advice!!!!

dezong by Johuanqtar February 28, 2022

Tom DeLonge 

Guitarist/Lead Singer for Blink-182. Really Cool Guy, I had The Honor of Meeting him, and Playing Guitar With him, People say He's Matured, but only in music, He's Still the Perverted guy from his 20's. His voice has changed , but in 2012 it's slowly going to back to before.
He Plays along side Mark Hoppus (Bassist/Lead singer) and Travis Barker(Drummer)

If you've never listened to a song I suggest Rollercoaster or Hearts All Gone

Lyrics To I Miss You
Dont waste your time on me your already the Voice Inside my head.
How Tom DeLonge sings it
Donaste yo ime on me your alraady tha yoice iinside mah yead.
Yet he sounds Rad while Singing It/

Tom DeLonge by BENWAHHH August 17, 2012

dezing 

the awkward dance that people do to get around each other when walking in opposite directions

Guy: i was just dezing with some guy for like, three minutes.

Other Guy: did you go left or right?

Guy: I don't remember. I got too pissed off.

dezing by sw33tnsalty December 1, 2010

delong

Originates from greek mythology the titan Delongulous who had an extrenely large rooster or penis. Has a large dick.

Damn that man is a a Delong for sure!

He has Delongest dick in the land.

delong by WildCockSlayer June 20, 2014

tom delonge 

Tom DeLonge is the ex-singer of blink-182 and Box Car Race, he now fronts new band Angels and Airwaves (abbreviated to AVA).

He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".

He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.

He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.

His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.

Crazy fan girl: OMMMGZZZ lyk Tom DeLonge is lyk SOOOOO hottttt

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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes

Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"

Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!

tom delonge by pie_guy May 28, 2006

defongerate 

to leave, in a rapid fashion
to leave rapidly

did you just blow up the death star?

holy shit, yes i did, let us defongerate

defongerate by 94678934678 November 5, 2010

Delonge 

Delonge is a word used to define a man who loves to play with his own weiner, a person who just loves to choke the chicken and spread semen.

-Hey, man, what's wrong with Sam?
-I dunno, that Delonge is enjoying it though!

Delonge by SaneInsane April 22, 2009