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deadend friend
A friend that over the years you have become attached to for unknown reasons. It is usually someone you have invested a lot of time and money in, all in good fun, for a while. They always let you down but you can't seem to stop hanging with them or helping them. They are typically low lifers who take what they can get from anyone and leave everyone thinking they're a good friend, until they're gone.
"i thought debbie was gonna be there for me, turns out she's just my deadend friend."
"why bother go pick debbie up for the party? she's just a deadend friend."
"why bother go pick debbie up for the party? she's just a deadend friend."
deadend friend by Jenn Cansler September 26, 2008
Drydenitis
Engaging in the act of masturbating with dish soap causing your nut sack to dry out, turn red & peel.
Drydenitis by Coonetta November 2, 2008
dreyden
Funny, a sexy guy. Always there. Cute. Awesome. Loving every adorable thing you do. Wonderful. And the most amazing person ever
dreyden by shyla_bae_bae101 October 9, 2016
Denden
The most omnipotent ambiguous force to ever be introduced into the multiverse. Denden takes the form of many sentient and nonsentient beings throughout time and space, including but not secluded to famous rappers, Nobel Prize winning scientists, and glorious Kings of Greece. Denden also takes the form of non-living things such as silicon and all molecules. Denden is all and all that ever will be. He is the sole source of all progress known and to be known. The will that drives all of reality. Humans have constructed an idea of free will over their actions to rationalize themselves as the source of their achievements. However this is merely a coping mechanism and uncontrolled hallucination of the true nature of reality to keep their sanity. Denden is what drives favorable action always.
Some humans come from this world named Denden. This is not a mere coincidence.
Some humans come from this world named Denden. This is not a mere coincidence.
Denden.
It is Denden that guides all.
It is Denden that guides all.
Denden by SmellySandwich August 5, 2019
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.