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Doucheberg 

Someone who at first meeting shows a little bit of their douche self, but on getting to know them better, the full extent of their doucheness becomes apparent. (Likened to the iceberg that only shows a small fraction of its total size)
Upon seeing a known douchebag coming at him he said in his best captain's voice, "Doucheberg straight ahead!"

Douchey von Doucheberg

1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.
Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).

Deuceberg 

(doose-berg)

-noun

1. a large floating mass of shit, detached from the anus, and floating adrift in the toilet.
2. When your turd is sufficiently buoyant to expose a small portion of itself above the surface of the water, leaving the rest of the turd below the surface.
There's a deuceberg loose in the women's room big enough to sink the Titanic.
Deuceberg by Wilson Jason January 13, 2011

duechebegacious 

Pronounced (Dueche-Buh-Gay-shous)
1. Describes one who acts like a Dueche
2. A place, person or object with Dueche like characteristics
What a Duechebegacious thing to do

Fuckin Duechebegacious Bitches

Doucheberg 

1. When somebody seems like a douche at first, but then is proven to be an even bigger douche than expected
2. Someone who hides 90% of their douchiness under their exterior
3. A jewish douche
1. Dude, he's such a doucheberg. I knew he was a douche, but I didn't think he was this bad!
Doucheberg by Vinnythed September 8, 2013

Doucheberry

Something equivalent to the utter grotesqueness of when douche juice seeps down the vagina and drips from a dingleberry.
Samantha "Man, Chase is such a doucheberry, I leave for thirty minutes and he fucks that hoe!"
Kevin "Yea, Total doucheberry to the max."
Doucheberry by samzi August 26, 2013