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Deucetop 

The point of one's butt where the curvature angle is such that there is no greater peak level of elevation; the highest point of one's butt; the arch of the butt
(1) "Yo I climbed that deucetop like a warrior with a battle ax"; (2) "You know I maintain my deucetop like a Cadillac, that shit glistens"; (3) "Wife maintains that deucetop pristine, shit belongs in a gallery"
Deucetop by digital jamando March 13, 2015

deucebooking 

The act of updating your social network status or otherwise interacting with a social networking site while in the bathroom. Probably while in the stall, taking a deuce. Related actions could be Twitter on the Shitter or the dreaded Skype at the Pipe.

The appropriate penalty for getting caught deucebooking is two punches in the arm, no flinching.
Person 1: Where's so-and-so?

Person 2: I don't know. I think I just saw him walk into the bathroom.

Person 3: Dude, that's nasty. I just got a Facebook update from him. He's totally Deucebooking.
deucebooking by chuck515 August 25, 2010

Deucemosphere 

The atmosphere of deucing at any given location. The best locations to deuce are ones with good deucemospheres. High quality deucemospheres are defined by cleanliness, peace and quiet and tranquility, and a comfortable toilet. The study of deucemospheres is known as deucemospherescience.
Guy 1: Yo I had a great deucemosphere earlier.
Guy 2: Dude thats awesome!!

Guy 3: Deucing
Deucemosphere by Fanfin September 28, 2014

Deucemospherescience

The study of deucemospheres and how deucemospheres come into existence. People who study deucemospheres are known as deucemospherescientists. A deucemospherescientist is an expert in deucemospheres and has published peer reviwed scholarly articles on the subject
Guy 1: Yo I had a great deucemosphere earlier.

Guy 2: Dude thats awesome!!

Guy 3: Let me study deucemospherescience so I can become a deucemospherescientist.
Deucemospherescience by Fanfin September 28, 2014

Deucemospherescientist 

A scholar of deucemospheres. A deucemospherescientist is an expert in deucemospheres and has published many peer reviewed scholarly articles on the subject.
Guy 1: He has a PHD in deucemospherescience! Hes a deucemospherescientist!
Deucemospherescientist by Fanfin September 28, 2014