The point of one's butt where the curvature angle is such that there is no greater peak level of elevation; the highest point of one's butt; the arch of the butt
(1) "Yo I climbed that deucetop like a warrior with a battle ax"; (2) "You know I maintain my deucetop like a Cadillac, that shit glistens"; (3) "Wife maintains that deucetop pristine, shit belongs in a gallery"
The act of updating your social network status or otherwise interacting with a social networking site while in the bathroom. Probably while in the stall, taking a deuce. Related actions could be Twitter on the Shitter or the dreaded Skype at the Pipe.
The appropriate penalty for getting caught deucebooking is two punches in the arm, no flinching.
The atmosphere of deucing at any given location. The best locations to deuce are ones with good deucemospheres. High quality deucemospheres are defined by cleanliness, peace and quiet and tranquility, and a comfortable toilet. The study of deucemospheres is known as deucemospherescience.
Guy 1: Yo I had a great deucemosphere earlier.
Guy 2: Dude thats awesome!!
The study of deucemospheres and how deucemospheres come into existence. People who study deucemospheres are known as deucemospherescientists. A deucemospherescientist is an expert in deucemospheres and has published peer reviwed scholarly articles on the subject
A scholar of deucemospheres. A deucemospherescientist is an expert in deucemospheres and has published many peer reviewed scholarly articles on the subject.
Guy 1: He has a PHD in deucemospherescience! Hes a deucemospherescientist!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'