destretch

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to shrink

if elastagirl can stretch do you think she can destretch?

destretch by GodHatesKai January 12, 2021

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desketchify

1. To conduct an exhaustive Google search on a hot guy you meet in a bar, on eharmony, craigslist, on the subway platform, a cousin's wedding, movie theater, etc. to either confirm that he lied about everything he said or to prove that he is not sketchy at all, but in fact worthy of a first date.

That fine brotha by the jukebox just told me that he has a law degree from Yale. Before we kick it on a first date, I need to desketchify him and find out if he is fo' real.

desketchify by Samsara00 August 28, 2012

Related Words

destretch • D stretch • DesertChief • desireth • Desketchified • desketchify • destiecharli • Destrachanisation • destresshsion • EStretch

Destrachanisation

The process of removing players signed by Gordon Strachan or players struck with afflictions that arose from prolonged exposure to Strachan.
Returning a good player to his former glory once quarantine period is over.

Methodology: titration, desalination, fumigation, execution, driving players to the border, pushing players out of moving cars without a way to return.

Caldwell is sold, The Destrachanisation of Celtic continues.

Massimo Donati has been officially destrachanised and has attracted interest from Bari.

Destrachanisation by PeelmasterHuddle January 15, 2010

Desketchified

When something is learned about a sketchy situation making the situation no longer sketchy.

Remember that one time you asked me to homecoming? Well that was lame, so I'm asking YOU so things will be desketchified.

Desketchified by Ligitly September 27, 2010

destiecharli

destiecharli aka lacey is the best fanpage ever and she deserves a notice from charli!

destiecharli is my fanpage idol!

destiecharli by abbs <33 October 29, 2021

EStretch

To do an EStretch is to perform the act of sex but in a scatty and ungainly fashion.

That gal did the Estretch last night, i loved it

EStretch by huddsy April 28, 2013

desireth

The smartest, Funniest, Cutest, Most lovable person and most savage person

"Omg is that Desireth she is such a Savage"

desireth by Stephanie452 August 17, 2017

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026