1. To conduct an exhaustive Google search on a hot guy you meet in a bar, on eharmony, craigslist, on the subway platform, a cousin's wedding, movie theater, etc. to either confirm that he lied about everything he said or to prove that he is not sketchy at all, but in fact worthy of a first date.
That fine brotha by the jukebox just told me that he has a law degree from Yale. Before we kick it on a first date, I need to desketchify him and find out if he is fo' real.
The process of removing players signed by Gordon Strachan or players struck with afflictions that arose from prolonged exposure to Strachan.
Returning a good player to his former glory once quarantineperiod is over.
Methodology: titration, desalination, fumigation, execution, driving players to the border, pushing players out of moving cars without a way to return.
Caldwell is sold, The Destrachanisation of Celtic continues.
Massimo Donati has been officially destrachanised and has attracted interest from Bari.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.