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desketchify

1. To conduct an exhaustive Google search on a hot guy you meet in a bar, on eharmony, craigslist, on the subway platform, a cousin's wedding, movie theater, etc. to either confirm that he lied about everything he said or to prove that he is not sketchy at all, but in fact worthy of a first date.
That fine brotha by the jukebox just told me that he has a law degree from Yale. Before we kick it on a first date, I need to desketchify him and find out if he is fo' real.
desketchify by Samsara00 August 28, 2012

Destrachanisation 

The process of removing players signed by Gordon Strachan or players struck with afflictions that arose from prolonged exposure to Strachan.
Returning a good player to his former glory once quarantine period is over.

Methodology: titration, desalination, fumigation, execution, driving players to the border, pushing players out of moving cars without a way to return.
Caldwell is sold, The Destrachanisation of Celtic continues.

Massimo Donati has been officially destrachanised and has attracted interest from Bari.

Desketchified 

When something is learned about a sketchy situation making the situation no longer sketchy.
Remember that one time you asked me to homecoming? Well that was lame, so I'm asking YOU so things will be desketchified.
Desketchified by Ligitly September 27, 2010

destiecharli 

destiecharli aka lacey is the best fanpage ever and she deserves a notice from charli!
destiecharli is my fanpage idol!
destiecharli by abbs <33 October 29, 2021
To do an EStretch is to perform the act of sex but in a scatty and ungainly fashion.
That gal did the Estretch last night, i loved it
EStretch by huddsy April 28, 2013

desireth 

The smartest, Funniest, Cutest, Most lovable person and most savage person
"Omg is that Desireth she is such a Savage"
desireth by Stephanie452 August 17, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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