Definitions by GodHatesKai

Beautiful

Knobby. Knobby is beautiful.

"Knobby is beautiful."

Beautiful by GodHatesKai August 16, 2023

hot

"how would you define hot?"
"ryan reynolds."

hot by GodHatesKai November 20, 2021

humour

teacher: "what's the definition of humour?"
every smart person: "ryan reynolds."

humour by GodHatesKai November 20, 2021

destretch

if elastagirl can stretch do you think she can destretch?

destretch by GodHatesKai January 12, 2021

Bud

A passive aggressive term for a friend

“You’re dumb, bud”

Bud by GodHatesKai July 19, 2019

Woman

My favourite kitchen utensil

“My woman keeps breaking.”
“I know it’s so annoying.”

Woman by GodHatesKai July 19, 2019

Kaidyn

A dumbass that can’t spell anything correctly and then blames it on autocorrect

“Oh my god I just pulled a Kaidyn”

Kaidyn by GodHatesKai April 22, 2019