GodHatesKai's definitions

destretch

to shrink

if elastagirl can stretch do you think she can destretch?

by GodHatesKai January 12, 2021

Beautiful

Knobby. Knobby is beautiful.

"Knobby is beautiful."

by GodHatesKai August 16, 2023

Woman

My favourite kitchen utensil

“My woman keeps breaking.”
“I know it’s so annoying.”

by GodHatesKai July 19, 2019

Kaidyn

A dumbass that can’t spell anything correctly and then blames it on autocorrect

“Oh my god I just pulled a Kaidyn”

by GodHatesKai April 22, 2019

hot

ryan reynolds

"how would you define hot?"
"ryan reynolds."

by GodHatesKai November 20, 2021

humour

ryan reynolds.

teacher: "what's the definition of humour?"
every smart person: "ryan reynolds."

by GodHatesKai November 20, 2021

Bud

A passive aggressive term for a friend

“You’re dumb, bud”

by GodHatesKai July 19, 2019