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Definitions by GodHatesKai

Knobby. Knobby is beautiful.
"Knobby is beautiful."
Beautiful by GodHatesKai August 16, 2023
"how would you define hot?"
"ryan reynolds."
hot by GodHatesKai November 20, 2021
teacher: "what's the definition of humour?"
every smart person: "ryan reynolds."
humour by GodHatesKai November 20, 2021

destretch 

if elastagirl can stretch do you think she can destretch?
destretch by GodHatesKai January 12, 2021
“My woman keeps breaking.”
“I know it’s so annoying.”
Woman by GodHatesKai July 19, 2019
A dumbass that can’t spell anything correctly and then blames it on autocorrect
Oh my god I just pulled a Kaidyn”
Kaidyn by GodHatesKai April 22, 2019