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Despairing Yoni

One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.
Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
by Janidew June 30, 2017
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despairism

Despairism is a religious cult of people who believe in Junko Enoshima’s presence and praise her for helping the world tremendously.
Person 1: Hey do you believe in despairism? I do!
Person 2: No.. what’s that?
Person 1: Oh, just a new religion everyone is talking about.
Person 2: Oh.. cool ok..
by junko enoshimas dog November 4, 2020
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Despairism

Despair is a religion where we worship the queen junko enoshima.We will say these exact words while worshipping her “despair is best” we will watch the tsgumi and junko edit daily.Finally after all that we bully nagito :)
Person-So your in what now?!
Me- despairism!
Person-is that even real?! And what’s it abt?

Me- yes I created it! And I’ll explain later!
by Pixelcandy November 8, 2020
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Despanding

According to Pep, the opposite of expanding.
When Mel's heater turns off, Pep describes the loud noise as something in there despanding.

Mel: "Pep, what is that noise?"
Pep: "I think it expands when it is on and now it is despanding."
by trouble72 April 16, 2009
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despairagus

The saddest vegetable in the world.
Despairagus.
by davyjonesin January 19, 2016
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Despairica

Despairica

DIS 'PER IH KUH/

Noun; A cyber-fueled decline of Western culture.
Despairica;
The era in which the world became more concerned with computer-aided communication than actual human interaction.
by Kylizm February 12, 2021
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Despairism

A religion where people praise despair and junko (from danganronpa) for her holy despair name.

Despair will always beat hope and everything

We praise junko cause junko spent 2 seconds on twitter and said nope and ends the world
Me:Heyyy have you heard of despairism?
Person 1:no...no i have not is it like hop-
Me:*pulls out shotgun* bye bye!
by You_are_fool July 17, 2022
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