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despairism 

Despairism is a religious cult of people who believe in Junko Enoshima’s presence and praise her for helping the world tremendously.
Person 1: Hey do you believe in despairism? I do!
Person 2: No.. what’s that?
Person 1: Oh, just a new religion everyone is talking about.
Person 2: Oh.. cool ok..
despairism by junko enoshimas dog November 4, 2020

Despairism 

Despair is a religion where we worship the queen junko enoshima.We will say these exact words while worshipping her “despair is best” we will watch the tsgumi and junko edit daily.Finally after all that we bully nagito :)
Person-So your in what now?!
Me- despairism!
Person-is that even real?! And what’s it abt?

Me- yes I created it! And I’ll explain later!
Despairism by Pixelcandy November 8, 2020

despairchick 

she is so cool and very epic (she has a piss kink btw)
did you hear that despairchick said she hated danganronpa
wow
despairchick by joefan86 July 7, 2021

Despaircito

That song got stuck in your head and you got stuck in a killing game.
“Ibuki made a new song! DESPAIRCITO”
Despaircito by Nagito account July 17, 2021

Despairism 

A religion where people praise despair and junko (from danganronpa) for her holy despair name.

Despair will always beat hope and everything

We praise junko cause junko spent 2 seconds on twitter and said nope and ends the world
Me:Heyyy have you heard of despairism?
Person 1:no...no i have not is it like hop-
Me:*pulls out shotgun* bye bye!
Despairism by You_are_fool July 17, 2022

Despairing Yoni 

One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.
Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
Despairing Yoni by Janidew June 30, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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