despairling 

A gender neutral and all inclusive term used by the YouTuber Compassionate Cultist)to greet everybody instead of saying "ladies and gentlemen". It is also the name of a Wildling child, which is an original species created by Captain_Spaceboy (which is The Compassionate Cultist's ImgFlip username)

The Compassionate Cultist: Howdy hey despairlings!

Public speaker: Hello despairlings!
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: Oh, it's a gender neutral term that is inclusive of everyone.

despairling by FACELESSGODOFTHEHEADSPACE November 29, 2022

Despairing Yoni 

One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.

Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.

Despairing Yoni by Janidew June 30, 2017

despairiingly

thank u for being moots w me!!! we may not know each other very well but I am thankful nonetheless <3 and also we should talk more bcause u like bandori and genshin

person 1: do you know who despairiingly is?
person 2: no I don’t
person 1: *blocks*

despairiingly by hatsunebarbara.com April 21, 2021