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deparing 

The definition of deparing is being caring for people and making them laugh. Even though at the end of the day you’re depressed and get taken as a joke.
Person: Oh I realized you’re caring for people but you’re still getting taken as a joke.
Other person: Yeah it sucks that I’m deparing.
deparing by scotty_boyz223 June 5, 2020
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Decaring 

The act of missing school under the guise of a school event or club, especially DECA
I went decaring last week to annoy my math teacher, but got screwed by the amount of work I have now

the dearing 

A name that one calls himself when he's feeling cool at hell. When you feel jiggy about yourself.
Damn son, I feel like the dearing tonight!!!
the dearing by dizzle pizzle April 14, 2007
a bad ass bitch
a: what’s the new girls name?
b: I think she said “Dearing.”
a: that means she’s a bad ass bitch
Dearing by jumping penguin da August 31, 2020

Alex Dearing 

all Alex Dearing’s have a massive shlong and can pull girls with ease.
Damn did you hear about Alex Dearing and how he got in a 5 some with girls and his massive shlong.
Alex Dearing by daddydearing03 November 10, 2020

Departing gift 

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
John farted then left the room, he left a Departing gift
Departing gift by naitsirhc August 23, 2009

decaring 

What teachers call it when students join the DECA club and miss school for the competition.
Oh, William, stop decaring! God forbid you guys have a day of school.
decaring by decaring May 9, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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