derkster
Compulsive liar
You fucking derkster
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Dirkster
Dirk T Lemmons is The Dirkster and creator of the urban Gang-Intervention.org site that pulls hits from Crips.com and Bloods.com. The sites started in 1998 and are the result of Dirk Lemmons spending time in the inner City of St Louis as the owner of a security iron company that placed bars on windows and doors. Dirk was also the property manager of hundreds of inner city apartment buildings. In doing this work he soon developed a disire to help urban kids find good alternatives to Gang Life
Dirkster by The Bar man March 26, 2009
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derkster • derpster • denkster • Darkster • deckster • Derbster • Dirkster • dorkster • cereal dorkster • The Dirkster
dorkster
One that acts 'silly', 'foolish', and 'stupidly'. Additionally, it is a more offensive way of calling someone that acts likes a 'dork'. Similarly, dorksters are a group of dorks and hang out in groups.
derpster
derpster by Jimmy McJimmers November 14, 2011
The Dirkster
The Dirkster by Cripster March 26, 2009
cereal dorkster
a person who is dorkier than a dork. a dorkster is someone who is a dork. so a cereal dorkster means your dorkier than a sereal dorkster, which means you are a cereal dorkster.
cereal dorkster by Ž€ˆÉ˜Nl June 30, 2006
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