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dorkster 

One that acts 'silly', 'foolish', and 'stupidly'. Additionally, it is a more offensive way of calling someone that acts likes a 'dork'. Similarly, dorksters are a group of dorks and hang out in groups.
A conservation between person A and person B:
Person A: Lol, that person has been acting very lame and dorky!!
Person B: Congrats to him, he is officially a dorkster.
dorkster by suki~ July 1, 2006
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cereal dorkster 

a person who is dorkier than a dork. a dorkster is someone who is a dork. so a cereal dorkster means your dorkier than a sereal dorkster, which means you are a cereal dorkster.
A matheson (no more explanation needed for cereal dorkster).

dookster 

a:he is such a dookster
b:i know thank goodness his paps dies so know he is the king
a:no he is the dookster
dookster by muhammed sanneh July 1, 2011

Dorkuter 

slow and dumb computer

dork+ computer
My computer is such a dorkuter!
Dorkuter by BushoKoma Ji S. November 13, 2009

Dirkster 

Dirk T Lemmons is The Dirkster and creator of the urban Gang-Intervention.org site that pulls hits from Crips.com and Bloods.com. The sites started in 1998 and are the result of Dirk Lemmons spending time in the inner City of St Louis as the owner of a security iron company that placed bars on windows and doors. Dirk was also the property manager of hundreds of inner city apartment buildings. In doing this work he soon developed a disire to help urban kids find good alternatives to Gang Life
Dirkster.com,Dirkster,Crips.com and Bloods.com point to gang-intervention.org.
Dirkster by The Bar man March 26, 2009
The combination of a donkey and a lobster.
They would call it the Donkster of the deep, and the old fisherman down at the wharf would reward any fisherman brave enough to fish it out five thousand dollars as a reward.
donkster by trevor bonitz December 11, 2008

haha yes the dookster 

A common phrase used amongst the coincellpro10 account and followers, in reference to the comment by @eadphones that was hidden by Meta's content filter. The name "dookster" is a callback to the actor who played Count Dooku in the original Star Wars movies, Christopher Lee.

Christopher Lee was also very familiar with occult practices and it is theorised he has reincarnated several times.
"haha yes the dookster" - This comment was hidden
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