Deposits

Name used for every smurf who isn't and is the real Deposits

Yo, that guy IShagLittleBoys is Deposits

by Caribbean DCUO March 12, 2021

Kitty Deposits

1. The substance comprised of lotion, spit, and semen which can be found near a computer keyboard as a result of rapid masturbation. After being left for an extended period of time, they become kitty deposits as whoever left them there blame animals as the cause of the mess.

2. Basement lurker masturbation

Matthew neglected to clean up after he masturbated, leaving the lotion and semen all over the keyboard. His excuse was "the kitties must have left that there, those are kitty deposits."

Goddamit, have a little shame!

by whatlifesmadeof December 5, 2009

shoe box deposits

Bringing your money to the bank in shoe boxes, before you made it big.

"I was making shoe box deposits" - NAV

by ICECAPTEN August 4, 2017

boob deposits

Boop deposits are the stretched imprints of a woman’s busom, sometimes left behind in clothing.

Aw man, I let Anna wear my jumper for a while, and now it’s got boob deposits!

by boobytuesdays June 17, 2014

putting a deposit down on some fine china

expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.

Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china

by Libraryguy March 23, 2011

depositing cum

The act of depositing semen into a bank pneumatic tube such as one would with money. Frowned upon by most states but may illegal some states in the United States of America.

News Report: Local pervert caught and arrested Tuesday morning for depositing cum in a local Arlington Bank of America.

by PhillipD33zNutZ August 28, 2018

the poop deposit

Another term for pooping.

Excuse me fine gentlemen, I have to go and deliver the poop deposit.

My chap, I'm sorry to leave you but I must go and make the poop deposit.

by poobicus August 21, 2010